With Viagra and some of the others it's all about TIMING!

I really miss the days when Cialis actually worked for me, because it made spontaneity SO much easier.  I could take it late Friday or early Saturday and be good to go through most of Sunday, which is why they call Cialis "The Weekender".  Sigh....  With Viagra and Levitra, however, you have to time the dose so you don't have to wait too long but then you don't wait so long the effects wear off before you can take advantage of them (and Staxyn takes so long to work you might just fall asleep before any fireworks can occur)..  My Lady is great because she likes to be surprised and is not adverse to a little action as soon as she wakes up in the morning.  Problem is, though, if I wait too long she gets  restless or hungry or has to pee and she goes off to remedy that and never returns, unless I reveal that I've already swallowed a $20 pill and would like to get our money's worth....  So, if I wake up before she does, I try to anticipate when she'll awake and take the pill about a half-hour before, but of course that doesn't always work out.  I suppose maybe we could work out a plan and ditch trying to be spontaneous, but it's just not quite as much fun.  This last time, we'd both been sick for a couple weeks and hadn't had any for a while, so she was plainly ready.  Knowing that, I just waited till she was awake, we started fooling around a bit, and then rather pointedly I went over to the nightstand where the glorious power nuggets awaited.  She just smiled.....  We then watched TV from the bed for a bit, finally began fooling around some more, and... SPROING!  Launch sequence initiated, entry assured, and a riotous blast-off point was reached a few minutes later.   Life was good again!   Maybe we can do that every time...?  Ah well, we'll have to see, I guess.  THANK YOU, PFIZER!  GOOD NIGHT!